EmpireExcape Posted: Sep 17 2003, 11:55 AM Posts: 132 Member No.: 40 Joined: 15-July 03 God's GIFT(s) to Earth: Statutory-smatutory. Will Tasker Posted: Sep 16 2003, 07:49 PM Posts: 241 Member No.: 7 Joined: 6-May 03 I dunno. Id do Avril before both of them. firetruck Posted: Sep 16 2003, 10:07 PM Posts: 575 Member No.: 6 Joined: 6-May 03 this is the dumbest and most shameful thread in the history of ff -------------------- Welcome Guest Posted: Sep 16 2003, 10:29 PM Posts: 136 Member No.: 43 Joined: 19-July 03 QUOTE (firetruck @ Sep 16 2003, 10:07 PM) this is the dumbest and most shameful thread in the history of ff I must agree. I had never anticipated this forum sinking to that low. Pork Fucking Pig Eater Posted: Sep 16 2003, 10:38 PM I dunno, that'd be a cool ass 3-way. I'd be like "you want a full house? I'll give you two a full house!;" Your combined ages may not equal half of mine, but math is for geeks!; Will Tasker Posted: Sep 17 2003, 06:29 AM Posts: 241 Member No.: 7 Joined: 6-May 03 Did IQs drop suddenly while I was away? {/Ripley} EmpireExcape Posted: Sep 17 2003, 08:08 AM Posts: 132 Member No.: 40 Joined: 15-July 03 QUOTE (firetruck @ Sep 16 2003, 10:07 PM) this is the dumbest and most shameful thread in the history of ff In anticipation of a remark that would resemble that, I worked on a retort: You're homosexual. Besides we now have Warren's REAL movie forum to talk about movies. Meanwhile... the Olsen Twins get to be the center of your attention. FOR EVER. firetruck Posted: Sep 18 2003, 12:04 AM Posts: 575 Member No.: 6 Joined: 6-May 03 QUOTE (EmpireExcape @ Sep 17 2003, 08:08 AM) In anticipation of a remark that would resemble that, I worked on a retort: in the words of the immortal master splinter PRACTICE...HARDER. NinjaJohn Posted: Sep 17 2003, 08:11 AM Posts: 124 Member No.: 17 Joined: 16-May 03 Spare me Brugmann. Everyone here knows that you would do either one of them because you are in fact that desperate for sex. j/k Sorry about that. Guest Posted: Sep 17 2003, 08:18 AM 2 olsen twins = twice the fun.... the sex fun. It's like mmmm they are hotter cause we were all watching them as little babies and now they are like almost legal sex objects. nature is grand!; I hope they do playboy when they are legal, that issue would sell out!; and like I hope they feature dave couliar and bob sagget in the photos with them like putting butter on their nude bodies. THis is all of course when they are 18. I wouldn't dare think of it any second before then. tygerbug Posted: Sep 17 2003, 10:47 AM Administrator Posts: 878 Member No.: 1 Joined: 5-May 03 The Olsen Twins are insanely unattractive and will always look 8 years old to me. This thread is stupid and FF should not sink this low. Edit: This thread is stupid and should be banned. However, I don't delete threads. Or posts. It's not what I do. So Jesse, lemme lead by example, and turn you away from your lame ways: HOW TO BE A PEDOPHILE FOR REAL by Garrett Gilchrist 1) Stop with the goddamn Olsen Twins bullshit. 2) Note Mia Sara in the film Legend ... she is also in Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Note her classic high-class beauty. Realize she was 15 when Legend was shot. Kill yourself. Mia Sara had the odd ability to look older than she was. 3) Rent the movie The Professional. Note Natalie Portman. Who's like freaking twelve. Kill yourself. 4) Note Keira Knightley. She came of age for Pirates of the Caribbean. But she was only 14 freaking years old when she played the decoy version of Queen Amidala in The Phantom Menace. (And you thought that was Natalie Portman.) She is 15 in this picture. Here she is at 16 - possibly 15. The question for you is, if I show you pictures of a younger Kiera Knightley, at what point do you stop being interested in her? The following photos show her at 14 - possibly 13. Remember - 14, possibly 13 years old. Still enjoying looking at her photograph? Here she is at age 12. She's 12 years old in those - and these. And just for the heck of it, here she is at age 10. Are the things you find attractive about Kiera Knightley still somewhat present even at this stage? Either way, congratulations! You are NOW A PEDOPHILE. I knew my skills in this matter would come in handy someday. For more information on how to be a better pedophile, see my upcoming book - "How to Be a Pedophile by Garrett Gilchrist", to be published at Cafepress.com.

EmpireExcape Posted: Sep 17 2003, 11:55 AM Posts: 132 Member No.: 40 Joined: 15-July 03 Edit: Waaa waaa. Well say what you want, I still think them two little girls are hottttt. Although every girl you just posted are indeed hot as well. Oh, and PS- if you hate the thread so much 'Welcome Guest' don't continue to post in it like you are. Dummy. tygerbug Posted: Sep 17 2003, 11:57 AM Administrator Posts: 878 Member No.: 1 Joined: 5-May 03 "Waa waaa?" Crying like a baby? (beat) Damn that's sexy. EmpireExcape Posted: Sep 17 2003, 11:59 AM Posts: 132 Member No.: 40 Joined: 15-July 03 Also Christina Ricci is hot (in that alien sort of way) and will be naked in her latest film I think? Prozac Nation? I was in Cambridge when they filmed a scene there. Little bit of info. tygerbug Posted: Sep 17 2003, 12:02 PM Administrator Posts: 878 Member No.: 1 Joined: 5-May 03 You beat me to it. I was about to look up exactly how old she was in "Addams Family Values" anyway. I remember the first time I saw her on a talk show (with blonde hair I believe) and realized she was hot. Christina Ricci looks fucked up and strung out now. Waaaaay too many drugs. She ruined herself, trying to become thin through the use of heroin. Lost all her sexiness. Back in the day though, she was really something. And she still is from time to time. Was sexy in "Pumpkin." Geez. Ricci may be the ultimate pedophile maker. She is one year older than I am, born 1980. Addams Family Values was shot in 1992 or so. Making her TWELVE. In the movie when the world first said, "hey, she's getting cute." She was 14 in Casper. 16 in The Ice Storm. 17 in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and Buffalo 66. She came of age for Sleepy Hollow. The great thing about the Ricci is ... for people of a certain age (my age) you grew up along with her. You weren't a pedophile, you were expressing interest in a girl of the appropriate age. Quite healthy. She was our little goth princess .... round face, round eyes, round breasts .... like a Tim Burton drawing come to life ... before Tim Burton learned to suck. By the by ... I do have fond memories of "Casper." I was the right age for it, and in love with the Ricci. It was one of those movies that should have sucked, but didn't. It was written by two of the writers from "Animaniacs," my favorite show of the time. It had Eric Idle, Bill Pullman and Ben Stein. It had a cameo by Dan Aykroyd AS Ray Stantz in full Ghostbusters costume running out of the house saying "Call someone else!" ... What else do you need? Okay, equally silly cameos by Clint Eastwood, Mel Gibson, Rodney Dangerfield, Father Guido Sarducci (whose neck gets spun around and covered by Exorcist-ish vomit), and the Cryptkeeper. I should never watch this movie again, as it would spoil memories of vaguely enjoying it when I was 14. wrenny Posted: Sep 17 2003, 10:25 PM Posts: 248 Member No.: 4 Joined: 5-May 03 i have bland memories of casper. you should watch it again and ground yourself. i should watch prozac nation apparently. by the way, pedo's are for hell. come on people, grow up and fall for a women, because she's a woman. because she is VERY distinguishable from a 12 year old boy. etc. America's obsession with the sexiness of still developing bodies (...does subtely mutating better convey this thought?) is quite disgusting. also note, an attraction to an adolescent (post pubescent?) is called hebophilia. this word needs to be more widely used, so we can get back to burning pedophiles with magnifying glasses, and just worry now and then why mtv is turning us all into hebophiles. bleh. firetruck Posted: Sep 23 2003, 11:46 AM Posts: 575 Member No.: 6 Joined: 6-May 03 tygerbug wrote: For more information on how to be a better pedophile, see my upcoming book - "How to Be a Pedophile by Garrett Gilchrist", to be published at Cafepress.com. Somewhere, in some blissful alternate world, he's not kidding.