NinjaJohn Posted: Sep 23 2003, 06:38 AM Posts: 124 Member No.: 17 Joined: 16-May 03 QUOTE (Allison Doody @ Sep 22 2003, 03:53 PM) I'm 37 years young and more than any of you could handle. Wanna bet? Oh, I'm a lefty when I jack it by the way. EmpireExcape Posted: Sep 23 2003, 07:25 AM Posts: 132 Member No.: 40 Joined: 15-July 03 Wait wait- Do you mean when you begin to jack it with your right hand, you are automatically a lefty until jacking ceases? Because, that'd be true, you obviously can't write with your right hand while it's jackin it... so you would become a lefty for that time alone. OR, do you mean you jack it with your left hand? Will Tasker Posted: Sep 23 2003, 08:49 AM Posts: 241 Member No.: 7 Joined: 6-May 03 Dude, your sign says OBEY DOODY on it. You're telling me to listen to the 3rd grade word for shit. God, theres something funny in this post somewhere, I swear. NinjaJohn Posted: Sep 23 2003, 09:06 AM Posts: 124 Member No.: 17 Joined: 16-May 03 I actually do jack it with my left hand, but the reason is because my mouse is on the right side of my computer. Also, I prefer to hold magazines in my right hand. Does that make sense? EmpireExcape Posted: Sep 23 2003, 10:41 AM Posts: 132 Member No.: 40 Joined: 15-July 03 Ohhhh, I get it now. But I don't sport tha magazines, so I dunno about that one. firetruck Posted: Sep 23 2003, 11:46 AM Posts: 575 Member No.: 6 Joined: 6-May 03 QUOTE (tygerbug @ Sep 22 2003, 10:51 PM) QUOTE Okay, this whole Allison Doody thing has officially gotten out of hand. QUOTE Okay, this whole Allison Doody thing has officially gotten out of hand. QUOTE Okay, this whole Allison Doody thing has officially gotten out of hand. QUOTE Okay, this whole Allison Doody thing has officially gotten out of hand. QUOTE Okay, this whole Allison Doody thing has officially gotten out of hand. 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EmpireExcape Posted: Sep 23 2003, 11:49 AM Posts: 132 Member No.: 40 Joined: 15-July 03 QUOTE (firetruck @ Sep 23 2003, 11:46 AM) QUOTE (tygerbug @ Sep 22 2003, 10:51 PM) QUOTE Okay, this whole Allison Doody thing has officially gotten out of hand. QUOTE Okay, this whole Allison Doody thing has officially gotten out of hand. QUOTE Okay, this whole Allison Doody thing has officially gotten out of hand. QUOTE Okay, this whole Allison Doody thing has officially gotten out of hand. QUOTE Okay, this whole Allison Doody thing has officially gotten out of hand. QUOTE Okay, this whole Allison Doody thing has officially gotten out of hand. QUOTE Okay, this whole Allison Doody thing has officially gotten out of hand. QUOTE Okay, this whole Allison Doody thing has officially gotten out of hand. QUOTE Okay, this whole Allison Doody thing has officially gotten out of hand. QUOTE Okay, this whole Allison Doody thing has officially gotten out of hand. 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Although all this talk of hands and units reminds me of the one universal truth here: You're all a bunch of wankers.   Peter Jackson Posted: Sep 24 2003, 01:29 PM Member Posts: 15 Member No.: 22 Joined: 21-May 03 You're angry when you're beautiful.   Allison Doody Posted: Sep 24 2003, 01:29 PM Posts: 84 Member No.: 5 Joined: 6-May 03 DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE   NinjaJohn Posted: Sep 24 2003, 02:43 PM Posts: 124 Member No.: 17 Joined: 16-May 03 Of course we're all wankers. Masturbation has it's benefits. Think about it. When you get done masturbating, you can just roll over and go to sleep. You don't have to listen to some dumb woman yap in your ear about the stupid bullshit that women think is important. Here's another benefit: I'll explain it in joke form: What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you drop a load in it. Man I hope my girlfriend never finds this forum. She would kill me. firetruck Posted: Sep 24 2003, 10:06 PM Posts: 575 Member No.: 6 Joined: 6-May 03 QUOTE (EmpireExcape @ Sep 23 2003, 11:49 AM) QUOTE (firetruck @ Sep 23 2003, 11:46 AM) QUOTE (tygerbug @ Sep 22 2003, 10:51 PM) QUOTE Okay, this whole Allison Doody thing has officially gotten out of hand. QUOTE Okay, this whole Allison Doody thing has officially gotten out of hand. QUOTE Okay, this whole Allison Doody thing has officially gotten out of hand. QUOTE Okay, this whole Allison Doody thing has officially gotten out of hand. 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I can do that too.. hey cool good job nigs Welcome Guest Posted: Sep 24 2003, 10:29 PM Posts: 136 Member No.: 43 Joined: 19-July 03 The internet is young and fruitful. The old have no place in the future. Allison Doody Posted: Sep 25 2003, 11:55 AM Posts: 84 Member No.: 5 Joined: 6-May 03 I'm 37, I'm not old. tygerbug Posted: Sep 25 2003, 11:56 AM Administrator Posts: 878 Member No.: 1 Joined: 5-May 03 Was that a Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference? Allison Doody Posted: Sep 25 2003, 11:57 AM Posts: 84 Member No.: 5 Joined: 6-May 03 Fuck you. NinjaJohn Posted: Sep 26 2003, 10:46 AM Posts: 124 Member No.: 17 Joined: 16-May 03 I shaved my testicles the other night. Man does it feel good. Then I rubbed some Gold Bond all over my nuts and it burned, but it was cold at the same time. I liked it. Welcome Guest   Posted: Sep 26 2003, 05:08 PM Posts: 136 Member No.: 43 Joined: 19-July 03 QUOTE never even wanted to try anal sex. Up until I went out with Meagan, I was never even given the opportunity. After fucking Meagan for nearly 6 months, she started talking about anal sex. I refused at first, mostly because I thought it was dirty, unclean. She assured me it wasn't, that she had done it before, that she would clean thouroughly...etc. She kept asking me til I finally gave in a few weeks later. She told me exactly how she wanted to do it (doggie style) and proceeded to put the condom on. After a few minutes of orientation, we settled in a groove, and, for a short period I actually enjoyed it. I probably shouldn't have pulled out as far as I did, but when I did, I saw shit. Shit. Feces. Poo-Poo. I vomitted. Not alot, not even mouthful (managed to keep it from coming all up). Just a little bit of it. It landed on Meagan's back. She thought it was cum. She rubbed it in, moaning and "yeah, baby, yeah" I vomitted again. Alot. All over Meagan and her bed. Needless to say, we broke up. Now I've found a nice girl who has lots of desires, but no desire for anal intrusion. Thank God. - someone_else@hotmail.com Will Tasker Posted: Sep 26 2003, 08:52 PM Posts: 241 Member No.: 7 Joined: 6-May 03 That is easily one of the greatest things Ive ever read on the internet. Putting up with all the goddamned bullshit on this forum was worth it just for that. Thank you. EmpireExcape Posted: Sep 27 2003, 08:36 AM Posts: 132 Member No.: 40 Joined: 15-July 03 Yucky! NinjaJohn Posted: Sep 28 2003, 12:01 AM Posts: 124 Member No.: 17 Joined: 16-May 03 "That's awesome, but remember, it doesn't count unless she cries or bleeds."---McFadden Man that was pretty damn funny. Holy crap, I'm going to go take a dump on my girlfriends chest and then screw her boobs. We call this a "Chilidog". Welcome Guest Posted: Sep 26 2003, 05:20 PM Posts: 136 Member No.: 43 Joined: 19-July 03 I found myself in a movie theater bathroom pissing in the stall. A woman voice said hi to me from behind. I told her not to worry, I'd put the seat back down. I had no idea I was in the wrong bathroom but the lack of shit on the wall and no urinals should have given it away. WHat I dont get is how womens bathroom toiletes get piss all over them? Is there another urethrea I dont know about? - cubiclecowboy@yahoo.com tygerbug Posted: Sep 26 2003, 05:24 PM Administrator Posts: 878 Member No.: 1 Joined: 5-May 03 Yes. Welcome Guest Posted: Sep 26 2003, 05:33 PM Posts: 136 Member No.: 43 Joined: 19-July 03 There's something humiliating and at the same time empowering about helping a girl wash your 'Gentleman's Relish' out of her hair. - salt_tequila_lemon@hotmail.com NinjaJohn Posted: Sep 27 2003, 11:49 PM Posts: 124 Member No.: 17 Joined: 16-May 03 I call it a "Warm testosterone glaze". Allison Doody Posted: Oct 1 2003, 03:22 PM Posts: 84 Member No.: 5 Joined: 6-May 03 Men like you make me seriously reconsider my heterosexuality.   NinjaJohn Posted: Oct 2 2003, 06:50 AM Posts: 124 Member No.: 17 Joined: 16-May 03 That's cool actually. You should get it on with a chick and post some pictures here for us. That would be sweet. Allison Doody Posted: Oct 2 2003, 04:47 PM Posts: 84 Member No.: 5 Joined: 6-May 03 Yeah, that would be pretty cool, I ... Wait ... what am I saying? ... Fuck you.