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 | Song Title:  Henry Kissinger				|
 | Music :  Eric Idle					|
 | Words :  Eric Idle					|
 | From :  Contractual Obligation Album		        |
 | Chords :  Linus the Llama [linus@davgram.com.au]		|
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	Intro:
	G, A, C, D, C, D.

	G
	Henry Kissinger 
	G	A
	How I'm missing yer 
	A	   G
	You're the Doctor of my dreams 
	G	  A
	With your crinkly hair and your glassy stare 
	A7	 G
	And your machiavellian schemes 
	A
	I know they say that you are very vain 
	A7  D
	And short and fat and pushy
	D
	But at least you're not insane 
	G
	Henry Kissinger 
	G	A
	How I'm missing yer 
	A   C	    D	     G		G, D
	And wishing you were here


	G
	Henry Kissinger 
	G	A
	How I'm missing yer 
	A	  G
	You're so chubby and so neat 
	G	  A
	With your funny clothes and your squishy nose 
	A	      G
	You're like a German parakeet 
	A				       A7
	All right so people say that you don't care 
	A7	       D
	But you've got nicer legs than Hitler 
	D
	And bigger tits than Cher 
	G
	Henry Kissinger 
	G	A
	How I'm missing yer 
	A   C	    D	     G
	And wishing you were here