by
Roger Ebert
This may be a purely personal prejudice, but I do not often find
big-scale physical humor
very funny. When squad cars crash into each
other and careen out of
control, as they do in nine out of 10 modern
Hollywood comedies, I stare
at the screen in stupefied silence. What is
the audience laughing at?
The creative bankruptcy of filmmakers who
have to turn to stunt experts
when their own ideas run out?
I do, on the other hand, laugh loudly at comedies where
eccentric people behave
in obsessive and eccentric ways and other,
equally eccentric, people
do everything they can to offend and upset
the first batch. In "A Fish
Called Wanda," for example, a character
played by Kevin Kline is
very particular about one thing: "Don't you
ever call me stupid!" He
is then inevitably called stupid on a number
of occasions, leading to
the payoff when his girlfriend explains to him
in great detail why and
how he is stupid and lists some of the stupid
things he believes ("The
London Underground is not a political
movement").
I also like it when people have great and overwhelming
passions - passions that
rule their lives and are so outsized they seem
like comic exaggerations
- and then their passions are deliberately
tweaked. In "A Fish Called
Wanda," for example, Michael Palin is
desperately in love with
a tank of tropical fish, and so Kline, who is
equally desperate about
discovering the whereabouts of some stolen
jewels, eats the fish, one
at a time, in an attempt to force Palin to
talk. (The fact that Kline
also stuffs French fries up Palin's nose
gives the scene a nice sort
of fish-and-chips symmetry.)
Another thing I like is when people are appealed to on the
basis of their most gross
and shameful instincts, and surrender
immediately. When Jamie
Lee Curtis wants to seduce an uptight British
barrister (John Cleese),
for example, she simply wears a low-cut dress
and blinks her big eyes
at him and tells him he is irresistible. This
illustrates a universal
law of human nature, which is that every man,
no matter how resistible,
believes that when a woman in a low-cut dress
tells him such things she
must certainly be saying the truth.
"A Fish Called Wanda" is the funniest movie I have seen in a long
time; it goes on the list
with "The Producers," `This is Spinal Tap"
and the early Inspector
Clouseau movies.
One of its strengths is its meanspiritedness. Hollywood may be
able to make comedies
about mean people (usually portrayed as the
heroes), but only
in England are the sins of vanity, greed and lust
treated with the
comic richness they deserve. "A Fish Called Wanda" is
sort of a mid-Atlantic production,
with flawless teamwork between its
two American stars (Curtis
and Kline) and its British Monty Python
veterans (Cleese and Palin).
But it is not a compromise; this is
essentially a late-1950s-style
British comedy in which the Americans
turn up to do and say all
of the things that would be appalling to the
British characters.
The movie was directed by Charles Crichton, who co-wrote it
with Cleese. Crichton is
a veteran of the legendary Ealing Studio,
where he directed perhaps
its best comedy, "The Lavender Hill Mob." He
understands why it is usually
funnier to not say something, and let the
audience know what is not
being said, than to simply blurt it out and
hope for a quick laugh.
He is a specialist at providing his characters
with venal, selfish, shameful
traits and then embarrassing them. And he
is a master at the humiliating
moment of public unmasking, as when
Cleese the barrister, in
court, accidentally calls Curtis "darling."
The movie involves an odd, ill-matched team of jewel thieves
led by Tom Georgeson, a
weaselly thief who is locked up in prison along
with the secret of the jewels.
On the outside, Palin, Kline and Curtis
plot with and against each
other, and a great deal depends on Curtis'
attempts to seduce several
key defense secrets out of Cleese.
The film has one hilarious sequence after another. For classic
farce, nothing tops the
scene in Cleese's study, where Cleese's wife
almost interrupts Curtis
in mid-seduction. Curtis and Kline slip behind
the draperies while the
mortified Cleese tries to explain a bottle of
Champagne and a silver locket.
The timing in this scene is as good as
anything since the Marx
Brothers.
And then there is the matter of the three murdered dogs. One
friend of mine already says
she won't see "A Fish Called Wanda" because
she has heard that dogs
die in it (she is never, of course, reluctant
to attend movies where people
die). I tried to explain to her that the
death of a pet is, of course,
a tragic thing. But when the object is to
inspire a heart attack in
a little old lady who is a key prosecution
witness, and when her little
darling is crushed by a falling safe,
well, you've just got to
make a few sacrifices in the name of comedy. |