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*Beep!* Asssholllleee! *Crash!*
Disappointed!
Good
Don't call me stupid!
... All right, all right, I apologize ...
... why did they name her after a car?
Great! No problem!
I'm sorry!
Will you leave immediately please?
Wake up limy fish!
He thought that the Gettysburg Address was where Lincoln lived
... Now let me correct you on a couple of things, okay? ...
... You b-b-b b bb --Better eat the green one? Okay...
Hey! Great fish... little squeeze o' lemon, some tar-tar sauce; perfect!
... You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nose, English, giant, twerp ...
Stupid jerk! I mean, what the f*ck are you doing...
Otto... tried to k-k... kiss me. I thought he might.
I'm so very, very... I'm so very, very sss--- F*CK YOU!!
Well that's quite a stutter you got there Ken... It's all right it doesn't bother me!
... that's stutter's not getting any better is it, Ken? ...
I'M SORRY I ATE YOUR FISH, OKAY? I'M SORRY!
It's kkk-ken ccc-coming to kkk-ill me! Hahahaha!
... Winners like, ooh... North Vietnam?
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