The "Whizzo Butter" skit from MPFC:  Series One, Show One
                   (C) 1989 by Python Productions Ltd.


VOICE OVER (MICHAEL):  Yes, mothers, new improved Whizzo butter containing
     10% more less is absolutely indistinguishable from a dead crab.
     Remember, buy Whizzo butter and go to HEAVEN!

[Cut to four Pepperpots being interviewed]

FIRST PEPPERPOT (GRAHAM):  I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter
     and this dead crab.

INTERVIEWER (MICHAEL):  Yes, you know, we find that nine out of ten British
     housewives can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and a dead        crab.

PEPPERPOTS:  It's true, we can't.  No.

SECOND PEPPERPOT (JOHN):  Here.  Here!  You're on television, aren't you?

INTERVIEWER:  Yes, yes.

SECOND PEPPERPOT:  He does the thing with one of those silly women who can't
     tell Whizzo butter from a dead crab.

THIRD PEPPERPOT (TERRY J):  You try that around here, young man, and we'll
     slit your face.