SONG: Eric the Half A Bee
 
Orchestra
   Leader:A-one, two, a-one two three four
 
  Leader: Half a bee, philisophically,
        Must ipso facto half not be.
        But half a bee has got to be
        Vis a vis it's entity.
                -d'you see?
        But can a bee be said to be 
        Or not to be an entire bee,
        When half the bee is not a bee,
        Due to some ancient injury.
                -Singing!...
 
All sing: La di di, one two three,
        Eric the Half a Bee.
        A B C D E F G,
        Eric the Half a Bee.
 
  Leader: Is this wretched demi-bee,
        Half asleep upon my knee,
        Some freak from a menagerie?
 
All yell: No!  It's Eric the Half a Bee.
 
All sing: Fiddle di dum, fiddle di dee,
        Eric the Half a Bee.
        Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
        Eric the Half a Bee.
 
  Leader: I love this hive employ-ee-ee,
        Bisected accidentally,
        One summer's afternoon by me,
        I love him carnally.