Draft 1 of The Meaning Of Life theme song

There's everything in this movie 
Everything that fits 
From the meaning of life in the Universe 
To girls with great big tits 
We've got movie stars and foreign cars 
Explosions and the lot 
Filmed as only we know how 
On the budget that we've got 
We've spent a fortune on locations 
And quite a bit on drink 
And there's even the odd philosophical joke 
Just to make you buggers think 
Yes, some parts are as serious 
And as deep as you could wish 
But largely it's all tits and arse 
And quite a lot of fish 
Other bits are fairly childish 
And some are frankly rude 
But at least we've got a lot of nice girls 
All banging around in the nude 
So take your seats enjoy yourselves 
And let's just hope wazzu it's funny 
Because it's not only done to make you laugh 
But to make us lots of money 
Yes sit back and have a good time 
With your boyfriend or your wife 
Relax and just enjoy yourselves 
For this is The Meaning of Life...