More original lyrics for The Meaning of Life theme song

Why are we here, what is life all about? 
Is God really real, or is there some doubt? 
In the next ninety minutes we'll sort it all out, 
For tonight It's the Meaning of Life. 

What's the point of it all? or is it a hoax? 
Is it chicken and egg time, or are we just yolks? 
Or perhaps we're just one of God's little jokes, 
Well this is the Meaning of Life. 

Is life just a game where we make up the rules, 
While we're searching for something to say? 
Or are we just simply spiraling coils of self replicating DNA? 

Is there life after death, oh what is our fate? 
Is there Heaven and Hell? Do we reincarnate? 
Is mankind evolving or is it too late? 
Well tonight here's the Meaning of Life. 

For millions this life is a sad veil of tears. 
While the cynical think it's just funny. 
But tonight we've sorted the whole damn thing out, 
And we've even used Hollywood money. 

So just who we are and why we are here, 
Tonight for a change will all be made clear. 
So sit back and relax and lend us an ear, 
For this is the Meaning of Life.