"I Bet You They Won't Play This Song on the Radio"
from Monty Python's Contractual Obligations Album
 
I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
I bet you they won't play this new [censored] song
It's not that it's [censored] or [censored] conravercial
It's just that the [censored] words are awfully strong

You can't say [censored] on the radio
Or [censored] or [censored] or [censored]
You can't even say I'd like to [censored] you some day
Unless your a doctor with a very large [censored]

So I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
I bet you the daren't [censored]ing well program it
I bet you the [censored]ing old program directors
Will think it's a load of horse [censored]

transcribed by *lb-llama@usa.net*