• A full transcript of the film.
• The original shooting script (includes a comprehensive guide to scenes cut or changed in the final film).
• Monty Python's Second Film (the original script for the grail, much of which is set in modern times, which later became Monty Python and the Holy Grail the book).
• The Album of the Soundtrack of the Trailer of the Film of Monty Python and the Holy Grail (original material from the tie-in record album).
• Fun stuff to try in the Holy Grail CD-ROM game

After you've read all that, you could try Stone Dead Productions' multimedia script, which is supposedly the world's most accurate script of this film. Unfortunately the dialogue is in RealAudio, and every time real player gets a new release it seems mor cluttered and clumsy. But, before proceeding, please read this important disclaimer from Stone Dead Productions.

Scene 1: 'A swallow carrying a coconut?'

Scene 2: 'Bring out your dead!'

Scene 3: 'Bloody peasant!'

Scene 4: The black knight

Scene 5: 'Burn the witch!'

Narrative Interlude: The book of the film

Scene 6: Camelot

Scene 7: 'A blessing from the Lord!'

Cartoon: Quest for the Holy Grail

Scene 8: The French castle / wooden rabbit

Scene 9: The historian

Scene 10: Sir Robin and the three-headed knight

Cartoon: Diving monks

Scene 11: Galahad at Castle Anthrax (fully restored)

Interlude: 'Meanwhile, King Arthur and Sir Bedevere...'

Scene 12: Arthur, Bedevere, and the old man

Scene 13: The Knights of Ni

Cartoon: 'Bloody weather.'

Scene 14: 'Make sure he doesn't leave.'

Scene 15: 'Message for you, sir.'

Scene 16: 'Hurry, Sir Launcelot. Hurry!'

Scene 17: The dead Prince

Scene 18: Roger the Shrubber

Scene 19: The knights who no longer say 'ni'

Interlude: 'Summer changed back into Winter...'

Scene 20: Tim the Enchanter

Scene 21: The rabbit of Caerbannog

Scene 22: Inside the cave / Black Beast of Aaarrrrggh

Scene 23: The Bridge of Death

Scene 24: The Castle Arrrggh

Well, that's it for now. Do we intend to make our own script? Not anytime soon. But we will probably do so in a later version. We intend to place various 'Did you know?' facts and other goodies in ours for you, to keep things fresh. Next!