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Welcome to the official site for The Radio Man Who is On the Radio! Streaming 24/7 from his mom's house, this full service radio station features fish, a Yamaha keyboard, a catchy theme song, and more! This is true independent talk radio, free to the people, power to the people!

The Radio Man Who is On the Radio is a trained professional. By no means should you try to create your own radio show without at least as much training as he has. Do not create a radio show without proper adult supervision.


Trailer: Radio Man: The Movie!

He's back! In spite of popular demand! The most epic, anticipated motion picture of the year. With a special appearance by Deejay. (From 2002)


RADIO MAN: THE WEB SERIES
Episode 1: "I am on the Video"


Radio Man has ... against all better judgement and sanity ... been a recurring feature at my other site, FFrevolution.com, since it started in 2001. He's done 10 radio episodes, 3 half-hour radio specials, and 6 live stand-up acts ... along with a trailer for an unmade film. And I say, the best kind of horse to beat is a dead horse, so I'm proud to announce that Radio Man has finally done what I thought he'd never do ... he's become a video man. Strangely, he's still doing the same old radio show. Except we can see him now.

In the first episode of this new web series, Radio Man reunites with his old friend Deejay, and learns some important lessons about his own sexuality. He also performs the "Flower Song." Twice. Radio Man's mom's fish are also involved. (From 2005)

RADIO MAN: THE WEB SERIES
Episode 2: "Deejay Has a Drug Problem"


In this very special after school special, Radio Man has to confront his best friend ... because his best friend has a drug problem. That's right folks, Deejay is hooked on the smack, and only Radio Man can save him. This very special episode tackles the rampant drug problem in our country. Also: Radio Man sings "The Potato/11 song!" Don't miss it! Or do. See if I care. (From 2005)

RADIO MAN: THE WEB SERIES
Episode 3: "Radio Man Finds a Mate"


BEWARE! The MONSTER seeks a MATE! In this episode, Radio Man explains why his shows have been a bit crap lately - he's been distracted. You see, Radio Man is in LOVE! Yes, love is in the air, and you'll find out all the creepy details, as we head to the inevitable conclusion. Plus, Radio Man sings his new hit song, "The King of All Fish," and some other songs. (From 2005)


Radio Man Live! (8 mb, Realplayer)

Oh dear. It's our own Radio Man, and he's live onstage, performing at USC's coffehouse and poet/musician hangout, GroundZero. Well, not so much performing as destroying the stage. The story goes: Jason Gutierrez convinced me to crash an open mic night ... I had no plan, no idea what to do, and as soon as I arrived I suddenly found himself onstage. I proceeded to wing it. Kind of a terrible performance, but you get to see him confuse and annoy open mike host Alexia, and accidentally steal and destroy some random person's guitar! (From 2003)

Radio Man: Live Without Pants! (10 min, 35 MB, Quicktime)

Radio Man performs his standup act for the third time, live at USC's Groundzero coffeehouse. The last time, he was thrown offstage before he could even perform. This time, Radio Man takes off his pants. The pants are off, and no holds are barred. Watch Radio Man talk about eating paint! Watch Radio Man try to eat his own pants! Shiver with glee as Radio Man puts on 3-d glasses and sings his hit single, "Space Hat," with guitar accompaniment by his manager, Jason Gutierrez. (From 2003)


Live Video: Radio Man is a Poet! (Realplayer)

The sixth onstage performance for Radio Man, who stumbles onstage to bare his soul as a poet, performing deep, thoughtful poems about loneliness and the 1980s cartoon series "He-Man And the Masters of the Universe." Performed at USC's Groundzero coffee house. (From 2003)




The original Radio Man radio shows ran online from 2001 to 2003. 13 episodes (including 3 half hour specials) and 3 songs are now online.

(Two personal favorites are Episode 8 and Episode 11.)



FastForward Radio
Episode 1
"I am on the radio"

(Our first episode, where our host informs us that he is, indeed, on the radio.)

Episode 2
"I am alone"

(Our host struggles with himself and the price of fame in our second episode. Featuring the debut of our nifty theme song.)

Episode 3
"The 15 Minute Interview"

(An inside joke, this one. A special treat for GMP Pictures fans. Skip this one if you don't know who Mike Stoklasa is.)

Episode 4
"What the world needs now"

(Our host shows us what he's made of, and tells us what the world needs to be more like.)

Episode 5
"Where the hell am I?"

(Our host gets disoriented, and gives our planet's visitors some advice.)

Episode 6
"Don't do that in my room!"

(Our host gets paranoid, and then philosophical as he visits the laundry room.)

Episode 7
"The Controversial Episode"

(In this sure to be controversial episode with a twist ending, our host realizes his show isn't controversial at all.)

Episode 8
"The Arts and Crafts Show"

(The classic episode in which our host discovers the wonders of the Yamaha Keyboard.)

Episode 9
"I'm Confused and I Don't Smell Good"

(Our host struggles with the nature of the radio business.)

Episode 10
"I am a Musical Genius"

(Our host discovers his true calling, maybe?)

Episode 11
Half Hour Special: "Magical Mystical Adventure Through Time!"

(Wow, this one is fun for the whole family. In our first special, the host travels back in time with his wacky friends and guest stars. But will his actions have severe repercussions on the future? A classic ep.)

Episode 12: It's a Disturbingly Merry Radio Man Christmas!

Talk radio fans, grab a mug of scaldingly hot cocoa, start a warm fire on your desktop, and see if your brain can withstand The Radio Man Christmas Special (MP3 version, 11.4 MB). (Realplayer version, 7 MB.) It's a half hour of chat about Christmas as Ebenezer Radio Man searches for the true meaning of the season. Find out why a snowman could kick your ass. Find out why Batman and Christmas don't mix! It's guaranteed to make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Unless it doesn't. But it is guaranteed to make you wonder why you're listening to this. Like a mug of hot Christmas cheer dumped splat into your lap. Listen to the Radio Man. Love the Radio Man.

Episode 13: Radio Man Makes a Friend!
For the lucky thirteenth episode of our questionably popular radio series, we did something a little different. Radio Man has always done his show alone ... there has never even been anyone else in the room. Well, this time, someone randomly showed up. And it seems like Radio Man has accidentally gotten himself a sidekick. Can the world survive a Radio Man show built for two? Find out in FF Radio episode 13, Radio Man Makes a Friend!(20 min, 20 MB, MP3) (20 min., 10 mb, Realplayer version) This ep guest-stars Jason Gutierrez of Transcend Entertainment. It also contains the most mindblowing musical number yet heard in a Radio Man episode, "The Dented Dime Song!"





Music from J. Brugmann - featuring Radio Man!

The musician was apparently inspired by Radio Man to create three mad musical escapades. Check it out --
Radio Man Rockin' (featuring Deejay)
This is a Musical (featuring lots of strange samples)
and Theme to the Motion Picture "Moon Beast"
(For an explanation of Moon Beast, click here.)




I Smell Spinoffs!

Vivian Spears: Death Cab For Cutie
Vivian Spears, British brother of Radio Man, performs the Bonzo Dog (Doo Dah) Band classic, Death Cab For Cutie, which was heard in the Beatles film Magical Mystery Tour.



Deejay also appears in The Torgo Donuts. Garrett Gilchrist is not in his Radio Man persona during this short film, but otherwise it's similar to material seen and heard on the Radio Man show (particularly the final scene). The short was intended as a commentary on the trailer for The Robert Cake, a movie by Queequeg films. Garrett had appeared with the Queequeg films cast in Torgo and the Quest For Fuck, so he commented on that film with this improvised thing. It's sort of an extended inside joke and not really relevant anymore. Still ....




Unreleased Radio Man

Many new Radio Man appearances have been filmed, but Orange Cow Productions never seems to find the time to edit and release them.

During 2005, Radio Man filmed a great deal of filmed material. Very little of this was ever released. I have tapes and tapes of this somewhere. There was a special all music episode, as well as the Politics episode, where Radio man belatedly commented on how John Kerry lost the Presidential election. He sang the Politics song.

Around Christmas 2005, a feature-length Radio Man film was shot, the Radio Man Holiday Special. Jason Gutierrez made a small appearance as Announcer Guy, and both Radio Man and his brother Vivian were visited by three spirits. Radio Man's brother Vivian Spears was more of the star of the film, learning from the spirits how to hit on women. There was also an appearance by the ghost of Jacob Spaulding (from Gorilla, Interrupted). And Deejay. This was never edited together or released. Both Radio Man and Vivian sang several songs.

At the beginning of November 2008, Radio Man commented on the presidential election, just before it occurred - this episode was called "Radiobama." Radio Man impersonated Japanese superhero Ultraman and talked to a ghost-shaped candle. This was never edited together or released. He sang the Politics song again!

Around Christmas 2008, Radio Man filmed another lengthy Christmas Special. He sang songs and talked generally about Christmas - not as fancy as the previous unreleased feature special, but still sad that it remained unreleased ....





"I am on the radio!"

Radio Man is written and performed by Garrett Gilchrist.

Episode 3 "The 15 Minute Interview" was written by Garrett Gilchrist and Mike Stoklasa.

Episode 12 "Radio Man Makes a Friend" was written by Garrett Gilchrist and Jason Gutierrez.

The Radio Man Live! acts are written and performed by Garrett Gilchrist. Radio Man's producer and manager for his live acts is Jason Gutierrez.

"The Dented Dime Song" (episode 12) is performed by Jason Gutierrez.

"Space Hat" (Live Without Pants) is written by Garrett Gilchrist and performed by Garrett Gilchrist and Jason Gutierrez.

Compositions by J0hn Brug%m@n are compositions by J0hn Brug%m@n. Featuring samples of Radio Man.






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